A strange, oldish, stocky kind of lady came up to me today, while Jenko, Adam, Cam, and I were standing in the general mutant way area, minding our own buisness....

she said in a slow, patronising voice:

"Excuse me, but that is VERY dangerous!"

"Sorry?" I said.

"Your pen" she said, "its very dangerous. Someone could hurt their eye." I looked down at my biro sitting in the pocket of my bag. "I understand why you'd have a pen...but its VERY dangerous."

"I err, umm, gee, well, what, erghhhh, umm" I replied, not knowing what to say. She walked off.

It was only after the lady left that a possible come back came to me....

..."Who are you? The stationary police!??"